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This is how I feel about holidays.
DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW
AND FAT, WHAT DO YOU WEIGH
HA-HA-HA
YOU CAN’T FUCKING SING
I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT
GET OUT MY WAY YOU FUCKING HO
I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE
OVER BODIES EVERY DAY (HEY)
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
BITCH WHAT DID I SAY
RUN THAT ASS CUZ YOU CAN’T HIDE
FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH
(Oh God, that was way too much fun to write…)
New holiday classic.
I sang it. I have no regrets. It was wonderful.
THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS FUCKING PICTURE, I DIED.
NOW SEEING THE FUCKING LYRICS.ELLE, WE ARE DOING A RECORDING OF THIS OVER CHRISTMAS HOLIDAYS.
HOLY FUCK WE ARE YES. YES. WE ARE. AAHAHAHAHAH
WE ARE. AND I DIED TOO. JESUS CHRIST. I LOVE THIS PICTURE.
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Entei; a troll even in his sleep.
it’s on water too.
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